ph. Sonja Tobias
ph. Sonja Tobias
your psychiatrist? serial killer.
your best friend’s dad? serial killer.
your pharmacist? serial killer.
the nice lady at the convenience store? serial killer.
the guy who looks at you funny? serial killer.
local surgeon? serial killer.
dorky medical student? serial killer.
guy who teaches your kid cello? serial killer.
grumpy retired guy down the street? serial killer.
guy you bump into on the subway? serial killer.
the nice massage therapist who makes her own honey? serial killer.
orderly at your local psychiatric hospital? serial killer.
shy guy who works at the museum? serial killer.
fbi agent who’s supposed to catch all these people? serial killer.
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system
I found out where Shakira stole her dance moves from. x
Mushroom in a box. #sdcc #sdcc14 #previewnight #mario #luigi
Bottlenose Dolphins off the coast of Florida utilize a unique hunting technique. One dolphin stirs up the seabed in a tightening circle around a shoal of fish, causing the fish to panic and jump straight into the mouths of the other members of the pod.
Because I like this photo.
Of course, the best pictures are the ones in which I was distracted by the blackbirds and starlings.
Corset is custom by Waisted Creations
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
July 25, 2014
This is a misleading picture, I look bloated as fuck from the side. That’s what I get for not cleaning up my diet, when I know I desperately need to get back to eating well.
Work today was actually really good. I like when I get to be solitary in floral, and most of today was like that. I got tons of stuff done, everything reorganized and filed, lots of cleaning, just a ton of small projects I’ve been hoping to get out of the way. I did forget to do my orders, so I will need to manage that tomorrow or sunday.
I hooped for a good hour and a half today, mostly messing around with a few new things, and polishing a few older tricks. My clockwise vortex is coming together really well, I’m very pleased with that. And I’ve got my half vortex/reversal/half vortex down, which I think looks cool. I learned the revolving step through/door today, it’s less difficult than I thought it would be, but getting the hand-off is a bitch for me.
I am trying to learn the duck-out, and either I get it perfect or I get it the wrongest of wrong. The timing is really difficult for me, the hoops gets sorta hooked under the weight of my hair, and I’ve hit my forehead so many times tonight, I’ve got a sore spot. I also can’t get the hand placement for catching the hoop (which is alright for now, since I mostly need to get my ducking timed better first). I’m working on extending my pizza toss now, so I can get some wicked height in it - its hit and miss. I have almost got the helicopter working, still has kinks though.
I need to get out for a run tomorrow. I feel myself losing my stamina and the tone I was gaining in my lower body. Plus I really want to hit 10k (though I doubt it will happen this year, at this point).
The silhouette of a lion as he awaits the morning’s wakeup call. (by Nicole Dangoor)
Or he could be making sure the sun goes safely to bed.